At last the battle was set to begin. Reedy started out by throwing highly poisonous spike whales (80 times bigger than a sperm whale) into the opposing army. Also he would drink roughly 1,200 gallons at a time and hurl it into a blazing fire to create a fire ball bigger than the wingspan of a Carghulin Dragon (which is pretty damn big!). He then used gigantic diamond mirrors to reflect the light of the sun into their eyes so that it would boil their eye sockets and force their brains to combust into a splattery powder.

After the initial attacks from a distance, Reedy strapped on his Stomp Boots (which are made from chunks of the mountain usually 450 tons each) and made his super jump off the mountains onto the army below. Reedy landed and his gigantic force made a vaccum tornado of body parts and bloody debre when he smashed into the gorey mess below. He kicked off his boots and each tumbled through the army like a bowling ball through a dust mite convention.

He found two fat fuck henchmen and stuck his hands down their mouths, grabbed their spine, and then used them as weapons as he spun in circles almost fast enough to reverse time. It was like a blender the size of the Georgia dome. After that Reedy began to get overwhelmed by the masses of henchmen and got piled upon (while being stabbed and burned). A slight moment of silence casted out into the mountains but then shortly after Reedy jumped out of the pile breaking arms and legs. He jumped into the atmosphere and the wizard threw him the Sword of a Billion Suns. Reedy was engulfed in atomic flame after being in the atmosphere and shot down back towards the action. As Reedy closed in on the army from above, the ground then started splitting from the supremely massive force of Reedy's decent thus making lava spew out from the center of the earth onto the army.

When the Sword of a Billion Suns was fully charged before Reedy plowed into the ground, they sky went black and the only light seen in the whole universe was that which Reedy was engulfed in. An Ultra Atmoic Super Nova with the power of TWO Dodge Trucks with Hemis was set off when Reedy hit the ground. Almost a nano-second later Reedy jumped in front of his town and protected it from the blast. The entire earth was vaporized except for Reedy's town. The town was safe of course but Reedy's blast was even too powerful for him, thus killing him. The mountains, not the town, were destroyed (as mentioned earlier) by a giant Crab. That town was later named the United States of America.



The Reedy last name has been carried on for millenniums and is still proving to be a last name that only the most of courageous people bear. Episode two tells the story behind the last name of Smith, destined to be the longest Monumental Tales in the series.